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A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

"A little help, please."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Geeks and their dogs.

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

The interminable!

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

Recycling

'He has a great left hook,'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

You dropped something.

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

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'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'