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A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

"A little help, please."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Geeks and their dogs.

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

The interminable!

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Recycling

'He has a great left hook,'

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

You dropped something.

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

Dodge Ball City.

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'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

Inventive Uses of Halo