Bonus Expecter Gifts

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"It looked better on pinterest."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."