Bonus Watcher Gifts

'It must be bonus-time again.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Money god

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Golden bubbles

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Trickledown economics

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'