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'It must be bonus-time again.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Money god

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Trickledown economics

Golden bubbles

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Dark money donor

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'