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Great Chinese Dynasties

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I love this time of day."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Before the riots/after the riots

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Money god

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Trickledown economics

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Golden bubbles

Champagne at the hunt

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

Financial Prudence disappears.

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."