Virtual Benefactor T-Shirts

"Can I Venmo you?"

Dark money donor

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Virtual Beach

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Gracebook.

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

Cowpat Man.

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'He's on playstaycation.'

"Virtual classes have some definite advantages."

Now on Facebook.

Exercise Bike.

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

Venn diagram of procrastinating and research

Malware was hacked

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

Baby Yoga

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

Check out this site, www.virtual.bahamas.com.

The big advantage of a Zoom Thanksgiving is that I can wear sweatpants under the table and never have to worry about loosening my belt in the middle of eating.