Charity Campaign Observer T-Shirts

Polio appeal,help fight cancer, junk mail - "And a good morning to you."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Movember

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Dark money donor

Midterm election s results

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Vote for me!"

The Establishment Election

Mexico Elections 2024

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

Voter Auction

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

Your Polling Place Has Changed.

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

I'm not going to vote because there aren't any televised debates. What? Debates are pretty much the only good thing about election season. You get to watch the politicians hate each other in person. And you get to watch the panic in their eyes when they mess up an answer and realize they've just ruined their entire political career. If they're not gonna bother entertaining me, why should I bother giving them my vote? I love casting ballots. Any opportunity to flex is worthwhile.

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

'If I'm elected my economic plan will include tax rebates for any unfulfilled campaign promises!'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"