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The argument SEEMS to be that if we don't pay him a HUGE bonus then he'll leave and destroy someone elses business and then we'd have to pay even MORE in a 'competetive' market to get someone equivalently useless to replace him!

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Research suggests brain function declines after age 45.

CEO Incentives

'I know you part own the bank but if you don't let me have a bonus and give me your money no loan!'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

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'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"