Bonus Optimist Gifts

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

To Stock Exchange

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

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Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Learning from economics

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Do-over

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

The Manifestation of Dreams

World News for 2018

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'Such a small bonus.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

Will work for humongous bonus.

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'