Bolivia Buff Gifts

Evo Morales.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Beanirrito"

'Oh Hi!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Gene Therapy

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Body Systems

We never roam anymore.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Waiting for plants to grow

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Our 4 Branches of Government

Too much Inflammation

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'We need someone on the outside.'

A centi-stampede.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Love, death and grammar.