Bolivia Buff Pillows

Evo Morales.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Beanirrito"

'Oh Hi!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Gene Therapy

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Body Systems

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Waiting for plants to grow

Our 4 Branches of Government

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

A centi-stampede.

'We need someone on the outside.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Love, death and grammar.