Volcano Buff Pillows

"The gods are energizing their base."

How am I abducting?

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Apocalypse Research Center

Early accounting scandals.

"....and hold the garlic."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Hysterically laughing monster.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Anecdote Magazine

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

The Fundamentalist's Nightmare

"Shotgun!"

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

Used space shuttle