Bowie Buff Gifts

David Bowie Superfan

David Bowie Unplugged

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Oh Hi!'

Bumble Bee

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Gene Therapy

COWMIKAZES

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

California Beverages Map

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

David Bowie

Body Systems

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Vacant possession.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Too much Inflammation

Planner at work.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

David Bowie

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

David Bowie

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Ziggy Wombat

Hymns - Optional Extras