Bog Trekker Gifts

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Camping.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Future Tents

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Run from the hills!

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"What are you growing?"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"We don't have a gym, but your parking space is six miles away."

Confusing directions,

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."