River Trekker Gifts

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Man fishing with large bait

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

School trip little porters.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

Fishing direction sign.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"What are you growing?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

"Have you seen my wife?"