Bog Trekker Prints

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Camping.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Future Tents

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Run from the hills!

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"What are you growing?"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"We don't have a gym, but your parking space is six miles away."

Confusing directions,

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."