Blackboard Star Gifts

'What did you do?'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

When Cells Divide

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Solve for x x r 2.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"She's always been a quick learner."