Blackboard Historian Gifts

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'for more obit info, go to...'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"This thing isn't working."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)