Blackboard Historian Gifts

Looking for a gift for a history enthusiast with a creative streak? Our collection dedicated to the blackboard historian features clever designs and memorable phrases that honor their love for the past. Whether they’re teaching, studying, or simply passionate about history, these items add a humorous and personal touch to their collection. Find gifts that inspire curiosity and celebrate their fascination with history’s stories, all beautifully printed on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints.

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'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.' mockup

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.' mockup

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa." mockup

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009. mockup

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

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'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!' mockup

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

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'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.' mockup

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.' mockup

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

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"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in." mockup

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

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"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter." mockup

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

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As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science. mockup

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

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'for more obit info, go to...'

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'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.' mockup

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

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"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..." mockup

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

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'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!' mockup

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

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'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware',' mockup

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

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"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?" mockup

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

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"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls." mockup

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

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I will not waste chalk kid...

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'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.' mockup

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

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'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.' mockup

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

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"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome." mockup

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

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'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.' mockup

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

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"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?" mockup

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

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'Santa thinks desktops will come back.' mockup

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

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Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

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The Thinker (Millennials Edition) mockup

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

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Blackboard Historian Gifts Collection

Blackboard Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring blackboard historian designs—perfect for history lovers who enjoy a witty coffee break.

Blackboard Historian Pillows

Discover our blackboard historian pillows—fun and insightful accents for any historian's home or office.

Blackboard Historian Prints

Browse our blackboard historian prints—thoughtful wall art to showcase a love for history and clever storytelling.

Blackboard Historian T-Shirts

Check out our blackboard historian t-shirts—stylish and witty options for those passionate about history and storytelling.