Blackboard Buff Gifts

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"We only got six days of funding."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

When Cells Divide

"Here's the parking lot."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

How very Independent!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."