Blackboard Buff Gifts

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"We only got six days of funding."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

When Cells Divide

"Here's the parking lot."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Tax.'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'