Blackboard Visionary Gifts

Pig Math

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Good luck with your video interview.

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."