Blackboard Visionary Gifts

Pig Math

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'm ahead of my time."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

How symbols are chosen for equations