Biohazard Buff Gifts

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Prize vegetables.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Plant Lady

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Garden Goddess.

The Food Chain

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Gene Therapy

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"The penicillin looks good."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

Balding gnomes

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!