Bulldozer Buffs Gifts

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"But I use all of them!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Tired of fetching?'

Hip hop Santa.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The first act of air rage'

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Dog

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Around the World By Balloon.

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

Bird watcher close encounter.

Under Attack.

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

Can you describe it?

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

"The surgery went well but we'll have to open you up again. I'm going to need my watch."

Worse bunker on the course!