Bulldozer Operator Gifts

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Husband bakes a pie

UFO Shelter

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Speeding Forklift

'I found another pothole.'

Snow globe

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Pork Lift

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"Come on! You can squeeze in with us!"

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

"Kelly is being let go."

Baking Bread

Snow plough creating snowmen.

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

"Sorry. Full."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

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