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Well done, Jim. If only I could sleep at home like I do through your presentations!'

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"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

"Do you file your nails..?

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

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'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'

'I need Flag Day off.'

'Why do they make such a big deal about frozen assets?'

IRS, 'You have to mail us your return, Mr. Fogarty -- phoning in a pledge isn't enough.'

After 20 years, at 25 West 43rd Street, between the 19th and 18th floors: "Hello, Mr. Koren," "Hello, Mr. Shawn."

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

Please DO NOT FOUL THE BEACH....(Unless you are a private water company...)