Dreamy Dozer Gifts

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Deep sleep

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"He's a keeper!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Creator's Block

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

An Appreciation

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'