Dieting Dozer Gifts

Searching for a lighthearted gift for the dieting dozer who takes it easy and loves a good laugh? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and art prints that capture the fun side of being a relaxed dieter. Perfect for encouraging smiles and embracing a playful attitude toward diet struggles.

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How To Flatten Your Tummy

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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?" mockup

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

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In the Guru District

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.' mockup

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.' mockup

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

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Any time is cake o'clock

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.' mockup

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

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'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.' mockup

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

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"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?" mockup

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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On the back of the t-shirt...

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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.' mockup

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Not that sort of body building program!' mockup

'Not that sort of body building program!'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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Bad for you but to die for

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!" mockup

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.' mockup

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

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Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet. mockup

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?' mockup

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.' mockup

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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How about going easy on the carbs mockup

How about going easy on the carbs

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I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . . mockup

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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Dieting Dozer Gifts Collection

Dieting Dozer Mugs

Looking for more funny mugs for the dieting dozer? Our collection of witty designs is perfect for making them smile at breakfast.

Dieting Dozer Pillows

Explore cozy pillows featuring humorous designs for the dieting dozer—add some fun to their relaxing space.

Dieting Dozer Prints

Browse our playful prints that highlight the dieting dozer’s fun personality—brighten up their home with humor and style.

Dieting Dozer T-Shirts

Check out our amusing T-shirts for the dieting dozer—ideal for casual wear and sharing a laugh about their relaxed dieting approach.