Bulldozer Operator Pillows

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Husband bakes a pie

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

UFO Shelter

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Speeding Forklift

'I found another pothole.'

Snow globe

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Pork Lift

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

"Kelly is being let go."

Back scratcher

"Sorry. Full."

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

Snow plough creating snowmen.

Baking Bread