Biohazard Buff Pillows

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Prize vegetables.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

The Food Chain

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Gene Therapy

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'D'you have any salt?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Balding gnomes

"The penicillin looks good."