Bioterrorism Buff Pillows

'Worried about chemical attacks?...Bioterrorism?...SARS?...

"The penicillin looks good."

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A day at the transgenic races

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I'm going to get you fired."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Gene Therapy

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'