Bioterrorism Buff Gifts

'Worried about chemical attacks?...Bioterrorism?...SARS?...

"The penicillin looks good."

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

A day at the transgenic races

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Sperm Whale.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.