Biotechnology Buff Pillows

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Albert Einstein

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

A day at the transgenic races

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

You must be this tall.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

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