Radiation Buff Gifts

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Radioactive area

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Atomic Bear: Part 3

Atomic Bear: Part 22

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Albert Einstein

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Physics toy.

Newton discovers surrealism

"It's a plant based solution."

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Really big bang

World Battery Change

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Welcome to Roswell. I can't believe that you forgot that space is curved.