Radiation Buff Mugs

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Radioactive area

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Battery Lighthouse

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Albert Einstein

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Newton discovers surrealism

Physics toy.

"It's a plant based solution."

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

"Lovely weather for it."

Really big bang

World Battery Change

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Battery Chicken.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'