Radioactivity Buff Mugs

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

COWMIKAZES

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Wall Street...

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Albert Einstein

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Physics toy.

Connected Intersections Challenge

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Sue Perkins

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.