Radioactivity Buff T-Shirts

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Battery Lighthouse

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

COWMIKAZES

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Albert Einstein

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Physics toy.

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.