Isotope Buff T-Shirts

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Battery Lighthouse

Apocalypse Research Center

Gene Therapy

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Atomic Bear: Part 2

The Music Lover.

Albert Einstein

'How was your holiday?'

Planner at work.

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Paper Wasp.

Battery Chicken.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!