Relativity Buff T-Shirts

Einstein Grill.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein

'Personally, class, I think we've overdone this relativity thing.'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

The woman who fell through time begins her journey on a high note.

Albert Einstein

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Paul Ree

"Not now, Oliver."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"