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'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

Aliens visit the W.C.

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"It makes you realise how small and insignificant Brian Cox is."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"

Mars Rover

"Since we couldn't get Commander Hadfield to talk on space, let's welcome Hazmat Mike to talk mould!"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

'Will you stop sulking? -- I didn't eclipse you on purpose!'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

'Take me to your Emperor.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'We don't need more spending on big government!'

Space aliens among us? Perseus 3741-RD55: 'Anal probe free clinic.'

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

"Listen, you've got your binoculars to view the Moon and it's a quarter of a million miles away, so standing on a chair to get nearer to it will not make any difference!"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

"Houston, we have a problem."

Asteroid Bennu

"Not now, Oliver."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

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"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'