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"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

How am I abducting?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Asteroid Bennu

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

Glimpses One Dollar

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Albert Einstein

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Mars Rover

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

'Uranus!'