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'Houston...We have a problem.'

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

How am I abducting?

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

Glimpses One Dollar

Asteroid Bennu

Albert Einstein

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Mars Rover

Stephen Hawking

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

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