Nasa Buff T-Shirts

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

How am I abducting?

"Not now, Oliver."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Glimpses One Dollar

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Albert Einstein

Asteroid Bennu

Mission accomplished.

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...