Nasa Buff Pillows

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Not now, Oliver."

How am I abducting?

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Mission accomplished.

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Glimpses One Dollar

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Asteroid Bennu

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"You never know what will catch on!"

Albert Einstein