Space Buff Pillows

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

Aliens visit the W.C.

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

'Will you stop sulking? -- I didn't eclipse you on purpose!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'We don't need more spending on big government!'

Space aliens among us? Perseus 3741-RD55: 'Anal probe free clinic.'

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

"Listen, you've got your binoculars to view the Moon and it's a quarter of a million miles away, so standing on a chair to get nearer to it will not make any difference!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Asteroid Bennu

"Not now, Oliver."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Apples for sale

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"It's the dawn of a new era"