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"The 50 most influential UFOs in history"

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

"Not now, Oliver."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Early accounting scandals.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Asteroid Bennu

Glimpses One Dollar

Geekasaurus.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"