Relativity Buff Prints

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Albert Einstein

The woman who fell through time begins her journey on a high note.

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Jean-Paul Sartre

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Houston, we have a problem."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Not now, Oliver."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Paul Ree

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."