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"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Physics toy.

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Albert Einstein

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Newton discovers surrealism

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"It's a plant based solution."

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Lovely weather for it."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Mouse watching the mice play.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."