Probability Buff T-Shirts

Probability Test.

An informed voter is a good voter

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Graph to find your IQ

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Physics toy.

Newton discovers surrealism

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Politics pre - DJT

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"