Statistic Buff T-Shirts

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Surge Plans.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Graph to find your IQ

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

"Our latest initiative takes a three-pronged approach."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'You've got to pick battles you can WIN!'