Probability Buff Mugs

Probability Test.

An informed voter is a good voter

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Pickle

Graph to find your IQ

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Our 4 Branches of Government

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Newton discovers surrealism

Physics toy.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Politics pre - DJT

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