Physics Buffs Mugs

Newton discovers surrealism

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Third Option

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Albert Einstein

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

When protons collide...

Physics toy.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Welcome to Roswell. I can't believe that you forgot that space is curved.

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"