Physics Buff Mugs

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how time slows down when you speed up.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Physics toy.

Fomula: M + C2 = E, 'Keep working at it, Albert'( Einstein)

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Welcome to Roswell. I can't believe that you forgot that space is curved.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'It speaks volumes to Einstein, but says nothing to me.'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Third Option

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Albert Einstein

When protons collide...

Newton discovers surrealism

"It's a plant based solution."